1 00:00:06,341 --> 00:00:08,174 See the hot girl in the blue? Follow me. 2 00:00:08,343 --> 00:00:11,393 - You can be my wingman. - I'm gonna sit this o one out, goose. 3 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:14,697 I need you. 4 00:00:14,822 --> 00:00:16,786 She's with a less attractive friend 5 00:00:16,911 --> 00:00:20,227 who is built by nature to guard her and keep guys like me away. 6 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:23,481 You have to distract her. 7 00:00:23,810 --> 00:00:26,237 {You know}For a guy who's always talking about what a big ladies' man he is, 8 00:00:26,362 --> 00:00:28,188 you should be able to do this without me. 9 00:00:28,313 --> 00:00:29,334 I'm sorry. 10 00:00:29,459 --> 00:00:32,031 Just though it would be nice to do something together. 11 00:00:42,156 --> 00:00:43,250 You're at, Mark. 12 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,378 We need a seven or better to win. 13 00:00:46,091 --> 00:00:48,823 That won't happen, might as well give me the ten bucks now. 14 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:51,279 He can do it. Please do it, please do it. 15 00:00:52,362 --> 00:00:55,721 So your hot sexy boss demanded you go to Chicago with him? 16 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,392 - It's just a business trip. - Or a getting down to business trip? 17 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,727 I won't know unless I go. 18 00:01:01,969 --> 00:01:03,729 If you sleep with him, I want every detail. 19 00:01:04,159 --> 00:01:05,064 Of course. 20 00:01:10,942 --> 00:01:12,613 You didn't even hit the board. 21 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:14,156 Sorry... Arm cramp. 22 00:01:15,179 --> 00:01:17,387 How are we gonna win if you don't even hit the board? 23 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:18,689 God, I hate to lose. 24 00:01:18,814 --> 00:01:21,414 I want a rematch. And no darts. Something Mark is good at. 25 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:23,257 I'm good at lots of stuff. 26 00:01:23,382 --> 00:01:26,772 Once in college on a dare I ate a baseball-sized glob of wasabi. 27 00:01:27,256 --> 00:01:29,463 I thought it was hot going down. 28 00:01:34,107 --> 00:01:36,242 College is a time of exploration. 29 00:01:37,169 --> 00:01:38,405 Got her number. 30 00:01:38,910 --> 00:01:40,975 That's amazing. How do you move so fast? 31 00:01:41,495 --> 00:01:43,310 Not as fast as Cancun '02, 32 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,981 but not wearing my speedo. 33 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,110 VO: -Ori- 34 00:02:10,895 --> 00:02:12,965 sub-way.fr/seriessub.com 35 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:22,475 Have you seen James? He needs to kick in some money for game night. 36 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,394 He left the bar last night with that girl. I haven't seen him since. 37 00:02:26,267 --> 00:02:28,481 That's how it's done, people. 38 00:02:31,383 --> 00:02:32,276 Impressive. 39 00:02:33,206 --> 00:02:35,582 {pos(192,215)}Like taking candy from a really hot baby. 40 00:02:38,988 --> 00:02:41,494 That's great, James. We need 10 bucks for game night. 41 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,874 I don't have my wallet. 42 00:02:47,391 --> 00:02:48,959 That girl stole your wallet? 43 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:51,901 {pos(192,215)}It's a classic one-night-stand move. 44 00:02:52,184 --> 00:02:53,819 {pos(192,200)}She must have taken it out of pants 45 00:02:53,944 --> 00:02:56,286 {pos(192,200)}when I wasn't looking because she wants me to call her. 46 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:57,803 {pos(192,200)}I got sloppy. 47 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,845 {pos(192,200)}Should have left my pants around my ankles. 48 00:03:04,232 --> 00:03:06,811 We have to win game night. What games are you good at? 49 00:03:07,392 --> 00:03:10,726 I have very long arms and legs so I'm great at Twister. 50 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,316 Cartwheels. 51 00:03:13,969 --> 00:03:16,654 {pos(192,215)}And pretending to make out with myself like this. 52 00:03:20,597 --> 00:03:21,700 Mark got a date. 53 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:26,108 I have the cutest top for you to wear to Chicago. 54 00:03:26,233 --> 00:03:28,332 And it only has two buttons so it comes right off. 55 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:31,418 I'm not even sure David likes me in that way. 56 00:03:31,701 --> 00:03:34,482 {pos(192,215)}Please. He looks at you like he's trying to memorize your body 57 00:03:34,607 --> 00:03:36,090 for a 10-year prison stretch. 58 00:03:37,735 --> 00:03:38,723 That's rude. 59 00:03:38,848 --> 00:03:41,332 {pos(192,215)}Some guy memorizing the trio of freckles on the back of your neck? 60 00:03:41,457 --> 00:03:43,024 I wouldn't stand for it. 61 00:03:45,630 --> 00:03:47,434 Come on. I want your opinion on my top. 62 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,516 I love your top and your bottom... 63 00:03:49,641 --> 00:03:52,191 Not your butt, your pants. I love your pants. 64 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:58,953 He's probably gonna want to take you to dinner, 65 00:03:59,078 --> 00:04:01,866 so you want to be restaurant ready without overdoing it. 66 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,642 And this top does the trick. 67 00:04:03,767 --> 00:04:05,949 {pos(192,185)}- Try it on. - Even if he does like me in that way, 68 00:04:06,074 --> 00:04:08,172 {pos(192,185)}I don't know. I see how he is with other women. 69 00:04:08,297 --> 00:04:09,582 He's a conqueror. 70 00:04:09,977 --> 00:04:12,208 {pos(192,215)}Give him a signal that you're a young country 71 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:14,837 {pos(192,215)}with lots of exotic natural resources to plunder. 72 00:04:15,697 --> 00:04:18,674 She's been plundered and what's left is being guarded by pirates. 73 00:04:20,297 --> 00:04:22,803 Just give me the top. Will you shut the door? 74 00:04:28,449 --> 00:04:31,020 I can't get ahold of her. If she calls the home line, let me know. 75 00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:32,438 I'm changing. 76 00:04:38,219 --> 00:04:40,696 - I should go too. - No, sit. 77 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,825 What do you think? 78 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:51,108 That means it's good. I like it. Sexy. 79 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:52,480 Hot like wasabi. 80 00:04:58,922 --> 00:05:01,140 She changed her shirt in front of you? 81 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:05,123 That's fantastic. You're 11 months ahead of schedule. 82 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,681 You have a schedule for me? 83 00:05:08,234 --> 00:05:10,783 If you don't get with Katie by October 2014, 84 00:05:11,027 --> 00:05:12,937 I give up and I have to start worrying about me. 85 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,510 But you're gonna make it, man. The walls are crumbling down. 86 00:05:17,635 --> 00:05:20,235 She's letting you in. Why aren't you happier about this? 87 00:05:20,635 --> 00:05:22,693 Because I don't think it means she's letting me in. 88 00:05:22,818 --> 00:05:24,740 It means she doesn't even see me as a man. 89 00:05:26,065 --> 00:05:27,938 Look, if that's really how you feel, 90 00:05:28,063 --> 00:05:31,330 you have to get her to see you as a masculine sexual being. 91 00:05:32,084 --> 00:05:33,332 How do I do that? 92 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:36,701 At some point my expertise in this area runs out. 93 00:05:42,973 --> 00:05:44,183 It's Alyssa. 94 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,220 Alyssa the neighbor? 95 00:05:46,498 --> 00:05:49,045 She's been acting strange since you moved away. 96 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:51,141 Absence has made the heart grow crazier. 97 00:05:52,818 --> 00:05:54,853 Man, I don't need this right now. 98 00:05:55,402 --> 00:05:57,899 At night she sings sweet songs about you. 99 00:05:58,391 --> 00:05:59,792 M favorite is... 100 00:06:00,143 --> 00:06:02,695 "Bitches better step off, can I get a Mark Mark?" 101 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:10,383 I was just trying it. I didn't know it would be open. 102 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:11,453 My bad. 103 00:06:13,568 --> 00:06:15,480 - How are you, Mark? - Good. 104 00:06:15,605 --> 00:06:16,875 - How are you? - Good. 105 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,503 I thought I smelled you through my peephole. 106 00:06:21,439 --> 00:06:23,434 I have superior olfactory senses. 107 00:06:23,559 --> 00:06:25,649 My grandpa calls it a good sniffer. 108 00:06:26,881 --> 00:06:28,231 Congrats on that. 109 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,460 I love your watch. Did you make it? 110 00:06:34,313 --> 00:06:35,936 I bought it in a store. 111 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,122 That's so cool. 112 00:06:38,695 --> 00:06:42,234 I've got to go. Seeing you again has inspired me to write another song. 113 00:06:44,261 --> 00:06:47,102 Bitches better step off, can I get a Mark Mark? 114 00:06:59,655 --> 00:07:01,248 - A short man. - Mini-Me. 115 00:07:01,373 --> 00:07:03,589 - Let me finish. He's French. - Sorry, Mini-Moi. 116 00:07:06,314 --> 00:07:07,760 A short French general. 117 00:07:07,929 --> 00:07:10,554 - Time's up. - We didn't even get one in that round. 118 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,187 Our turn. 119 00:07:14,402 --> 00:07:15,538 - Short. - Mini-Me. 120 00:07:15,663 --> 00:07:16,663 What? 121 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,104 That's why I said Mini-Me. I put his name in that.{ in the hat} 122 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,773 Who doesn't know Napoleon? 123 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:22,690 Count up all your right answers. 124 00:07:22,815 --> 00:07:24,546 - We have 15. - Let's see, we have... 125 00:07:24,671 --> 00:07:25,903 Five. We have five. 126 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,030 Five out of 20. Are you proud of yourself? 127 00:07:28,999 --> 00:07:31,408 And I haven't been for a long time. 128 00:07:33,331 --> 00:07:34,411 Losers do a shot. 129 00:07:35,692 --> 00:07:36,663 Everybody. 130 00:07:48,004 --> 00:07:49,615 Say hi to my friends. 131 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:52,137 - This is Katie. - Hi, Mark's friend. 132 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,972 And this is Hope and James. 133 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,266 Mark talks about you all the time. 134 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,564 That's cause I talk about him all the time. You can read it on my blog... 135 00:08:04,689 --> 00:08:07,309 Iheartmark.myspace.com/supercrush. 136 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:14,323 Can I see you in the kitchen for a second? 137 00:08:17,774 --> 00:08:20,137 What are you doing? Why would you bring her here? 138 00:08:20,262 --> 00:08:23,170 - I got to thinking. - What did I tell yo about that? 139 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:26,287 Listen. What does a woman desire more than anything? 140 00:08:26,745 --> 00:08:28,841 Besides a beach house and a witty gay friend? 141 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:32,027 The unattainable man. 142 00:08:32,454 --> 00:08:34,952 Katie will see Alyssa chasing you and she'll think, 143 00:08:35,077 --> 00:08:36,557 "What am I missing?" 144 00:08:37,053 --> 00:08:38,973 Get out here. You've got a new teammate. 145 00:08:39,098 --> 00:08:41,086 She's really hot and her name is me. 146 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,801 You and I are gonna take everyone down. 147 00:08:44,926 --> 00:08:46,716 - But I was on Katie's team. - That's cool. 148 00:08:46,841 --> 00:08:49,458 - I'll take Thom. - You will not be sorry. 149 00:08:51,341 --> 00:08:52,441 I'll get it. 150 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:56,431 - What do you do? - I'm a life coach. 151 00:08:56,556 --> 00:08:59,163 I teach people how to get what they really really want. 152 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:00,535 I'm an expert. 153 00:09:03,684 --> 00:09:05,377 That's cool. What else do you do? 154 00:09:05,901 --> 00:09:09,454 I write parking tickets, but not professionally. 155 00:09:15,811 --> 00:09:17,261 It was a messenger. 156 00:09:18,297 --> 00:09:19,766 That girl sent my wallet back. 157 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:20,809 That's great. 158 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,544 Looks like someone got your message and is sending one back. 159 00:09:24,669 --> 00:09:27,816 "I would rather pay a messenger than see you again." 160 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:34,174 There has to be another explanation. 161 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:37,201 Come on, somebody come up with one. 162 00:09:39,633 --> 00:09:41,872 Let's play this game. You're all going down. Come on. 163 00:09:45,355 --> 00:09:47,660 Boxer. Lean, mean, grilling machine. 164 00:09:47,785 --> 00:09:48,712 Abe Lincoln. 165 00:09:51,113 --> 00:09:52,113 Focus. 166 00:09:52,581 --> 00:09:54,718 He had eight kids all named after himself. 167 00:09:55,144 --> 00:09:56,394 Jerry Seinfeld. 168 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,264 Focus. Lean, mean, grilling machine. 169 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,973 Why wouldn't she call? 170 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,466 Time's up. Take a shot, losers. 171 00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:06,150 Not you. Them. 172 00:10:08,237 --> 00:10:09,983 Sorry. Reflex. 173 00:10:12,684 --> 00:10:14,392 Mark and Alyssa, ready? 174 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,408 - "Can't touch this." - M.C. Hammer. 175 00:10:18,742 --> 00:10:20,536 - Skateboarder. - Tony Hawk. 176 00:10:21,064 --> 00:10:23,184 - Female senator. - Diane Feinstein. 177 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,225 - Masters golf. - Tiger Woods. 178 00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:27,501 - "The good earth." - Pearl S. Buck. 179 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:35,801 When we were together we stunk. 180 00:10:36,573 --> 00:10:39,520 Mark and I have a special connection. We're like twins, 181 00:10:39,645 --> 00:10:42,274 but we're allowed to have sex with each other. 182 00:10:46,236 --> 00:10:47,369 Bottoms up. 183 00:10:57,715 --> 00:10:59,491 I forgot. Who won that one? 184 00:11:01,826 --> 00:11:04,587 I don't know. But just to be safe 185 00:11:05,257 --> 00:11:07,360 we'd better all take another shot. 186 00:11:09,154 --> 00:11:11,548 What? Okay. 187 00:11:14,949 --> 00:11:18,850 No more shots for me. I am waiting for a "Markarita". 188 00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:25,696 Do you want me on the rocks or blended? 189 00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:32,806 - We need snacks. - I'll go steam some clams. 190 00:11:39,306 --> 00:11:41,005 Apples are so cool. 191 00:11:44,132 --> 00:11:47,414 I know you wanted to win out there. I'm sorry I was such a bad teammate. 192 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,439 That's okay. I forgive you. 193 00:12:25,796 --> 00:12:28,609 {pos(192,215)}I was just wondering... Did you kiss anybody last night? 194 00:12:31,077 --> 00:12:32,221 {pos(192,215)}'cause I did. 195 00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:35,989 {pos(192,215)}I thought Thom left early. 196 00:12:38,138 --> 00:12:39,322 {pos(192,215)}I kissed Katie. 197 00:12:39,447 --> 00:12:41,387 Or correction. She kissed me. 198 00:12:42,009 --> 00:12:45,263 Lips, tongue, teeth... Everything in the mouth was in play. 199 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,224 You finally kissed Katie. 200 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,435 Now you're probably gonna need some booby lessons. 201 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:54,898 So then what happened? 202 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,900 - Nothing. - What do you mean nothing? 203 00:12:57,356 --> 00:12:59,069 She went to her bedroom, I went to mine. 204 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,808 Very noble. 205 00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:02,960 What's your plan now? 206 00:13:03,085 --> 00:13:04,757 Write her a sonnet with your quill pen 207 00:13:04,882 --> 00:13:07,702 and ask her to save you a minuet on her dance card? 208 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:11,205 Don't you see? I'm on my way. We kissed. 209 00:13:11,632 --> 00:13:13,500 Look, I wouldn't read too much into a kiss. 210 00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:17,750 {pos(192,215)}Coffee. Need coffee. 211 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,132 {pos(192,215)}Just pour it right on my face. 212 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,343 {pos(192,215)}Got you all taken care of. 213 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,512 {pos(192,215)}Thank you. 214 00:13:25,031 --> 00:13:27,335 {pos(192,215)}So last night, pretty crazy? 215 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,962 - But it was fun. - Very fun. 216 00:13:31,414 --> 00:13:33,631 We should have more fun. Like that. 217 00:13:34,123 --> 00:13:36,148 You and me. Like that. Fun. 218 00:13:39,105 --> 00:13:40,572 I made you breakfast. 219 00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:43,567 - Aren't you sweet? - You should know. 220 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,834 The pancakes are heart-shaped. 221 00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:53,113 That's not as easy as it looks. 222 00:13:53,238 --> 00:13:55,681 The first batch came out looking like a pancreas. 223 00:13:57,172 --> 00:13:58,837 You didn't have to do all this. 224 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,810 I just find pancakes taste better in a shape. 225 00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:03,252 Don't you? 226 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,136 You know, I'd better not eat. I'm really hung-over. 227 00:14:08,657 --> 00:14:11,475 I don't remember anything after Pearl S. Buck. 228 00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:14,102 Nothing? Really? 229 00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:19,583 I'll be right back. 230 00:14:24,856 --> 00:14:26,823 Wake up. Jesus. 231 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,173 Thanks God, it's you. 232 00:14:29,819 --> 00:14:31,249 I was having a nightmare. 233 00:14:31,374 --> 00:14:34,122 I was married and my husband was unsuccessful. 234 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,628 And there was a talking dollar sign who just laughs and laughs. 235 00:14:40,895 --> 00:14:41,773 Listen. 236 00:14:41,898 --> 00:14:45,175 Mark is acting really weird. Did something happen last night? 237 00:14:45,738 --> 00:14:47,260 - You kissed him. - What? 238 00:14:48,319 --> 00:14:49,571 You were all up on him, 239 00:14:49,696 --> 00:14:52,933 all touchy and drooly and wasted like a slutty sorority girl. 240 00:14:54,997 --> 00:14:56,102 I miss college. 241 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,112 It happened. It finally happened. 242 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:10,285 I hope {you mean}time travel, because I've waited 25 years for that dream to come true. 243 00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:14,653 - Katie kissed me last night. - What? 244 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,043 This is awesome. 245 00:15:16,168 --> 00:15:17,833 My bringing Alyssa over worked. 246 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,835 Katie saw you as a sexual being and she kissed you. 247 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,171 But she was really drunk and she doesn't remember it. 248 00:15:23,627 --> 00:15:24,756 That means nothing. 249 00:15:26,515 --> 00:15:28,510 - Why? - In vino veritas. 250 00:15:28,783 --> 00:15:29,783 It's Latin. 251 00:15:30,244 --> 00:15:32,376 It means in wine there's truth. 252 00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:34,464 You have a little drinky 253 00:15:34,589 --> 00:15:36,307 and you stop all the thinky 254 00:15:36,432 --> 00:15:38,418 and you get to the winky winky. 255 00:15:41,268 --> 00:15:43,462 - Really? - Trust me. 256 00:15:43,587 --> 00:15:46,296 - I'm right about this. - But you're wrong about so much. 257 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,156 - What should I do? - Nothing. 258 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,883 Nothing? What kind of plan is that? 259 00:15:53,008 --> 00:15:55,745 It's what you've been doing this whole time and it's working. 260 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,664 You've been hanging out, biding your time 261 00:15:58,092 --> 00:16:00,764 and it's getting in her head. Don't force it. 262 00:16:01,234 --> 00:16:02,234 Just be. 263 00:16:04,074 --> 00:16:07,048 But she's going to Chicago with David. Shouldn't I say something before then? 264 00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,625 She'll figure out she kissed you. 265 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,761 And when she does, she'll come to you. 266 00:16:14,924 --> 00:16:17,050 - Thanks, buddy. - Anytime, brother. 267 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,733 I smelled you and woke up. 268 00:16:33,016 --> 00:16:35,518 Where is this Heather girl? She said she'd be here. 269 00:16:35,643 --> 00:16:37,329 I really love seeing you like this. 270 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,623 A woman never treat you the way you treat them. 271 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:41,541 And I don't like it. It's not right. 272 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,587 Why do you even want to be with a woman who doesn't want to be with you? 273 00:16:45,844 --> 00:16:48,840 Because I want her to want me more than I want her. 274 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,384 Don't be so immature. 275 00:16:54,008 --> 00:16:55,930 God, there he is. I'm going in. 276 00:16:56,314 --> 00:16:59,159 Let's all laugh as if I said something really funny. 277 00:17:06,795 --> 00:17:07,776 Thank you. 278 00:17:12,105 --> 00:17:15,158 Are you going to Chicago with David or did kissing Mark change things? 279 00:17:15,691 --> 00:17:17,628 I like David, but I'm worried 280 00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:20,001 he's just gonna be another hot guy I'll have great sex with, 281 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,582 and then he'll be unable to commit because he had a distant mother. 282 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,628 Then we'll just keep having meaningless amazing sex. 283 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:29,881 That's a lot better than having meaningful boring sex. 284 00:17:31,256 --> 00:17:33,725 I mean, it's so confusing. Why did I kiss Mark? 285 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:36,763 What if the kiss was my subconscious trying to tell me I really like him? 286 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,226 Really? 287 00:17:43,638 --> 00:17:45,980 I'm just saying there has to be a reason. 288 00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:48,205 Don't do anything drastic. 289 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,621 Remember when you moved in, you thought James was so hot 290 00:17:50,746 --> 00:17:53,709 for two days you pretended to do your laundry in your bra and underwear 291 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,607 waiting for him to walk by? 292 00:17:55,732 --> 00:17:58,154 Thank god I came to my senses on that one. 293 00:17:58,279 --> 00:18:01,124 - What do I do about Mark? - You can always sleep with him. 294 00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:03,581 And if you hate yourself the next morning then he's your type. 295 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,792 Come on, Hope. Help me. 296 00:18:06,387 --> 00:18:08,213 Fine. Look, you kissed him. 297 00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:10,338 You made your move, now let him come to you. 298 00:18:11,018 --> 00:18:11,881 Do nothing? 299 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,593 If he's interested he'll make a move before you leave for Chicago. 300 00:18:17,398 --> 00:18:18,734 But I don't get it. 301 00:18:19,081 --> 00:18:20,890 Why did it take you so long to call me back? 302 00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:24,408 Because I didn't want to have this conversation. 303 00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:29,312 You're just tossing me aside like some kind of object? 304 00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:32,819 I can't commit. 305 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,022 Look, it's not you, it's me. You're better off without me. 306 00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:38,325 I'm married to a lesbian cop with a drinking problem. 307 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,097 What do you need to hear? 308 00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:55,717 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 309 00:18:57,104 --> 00:18:59,095 Word on the street is I kissed you last night. 310 00:19:00,191 --> 00:19:03,116 I might have heard that. On the streets, that is. 311 00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:07,006 - We kissed. - We kissed. 312 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,608 - So looks like you're off to Chicago. - Looks that way. 313 00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:16,532 Chicago, windy city. A lot of wind. 314 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:19,908 - Comes in off the lake. - I've heard that. 315 00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:22,277 - That's why it's so cold. - Cold. 316 00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:37,393 They put tomatoes on hot dogs there. 317 00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:38,843 It's weird but it's good. 318 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,323 - Have a good trip. - Have a good stay. 319 00:19:48,696 --> 00:19:49,696 At home. 320 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,369 You can do it. 321 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,130 Forget Heather. Got to get back on that horse, man. 322 00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:18,785 There's one there. Go for it. 323 00:20:20,562 --> 00:20:23,263 You can do this. You're Jimmy from Tuscaloosa. 324 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,204 I'm James. 325 00:20:29,757 --> 00:20:32,945 I was watching you from over there. Not watching, staring. 326 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,863 Not staring, observing. 327 00:20:34,988 --> 00:20:38,061 You know, like a bird. Not that I want to have sex with a bird. 328 00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:39,245 I love you. 329 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:41,974 Come back! 330 00:20:44,696 --> 00:20:45,830 Hi, ladies. 331 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,483 I'm James. 332 00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:49,537 Just seeing what's up. 333 00:20:51,624 --> 00:20:52,654 What's up? 334 00:20:55,581 --> 00:20:57,126 Welcome to the club. 335 00:20:57,176 --> 00:21:01,726 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0